Attack!

So there I was, just minding my own business, right? But then, my cellphone rings, and when I answered it, who else could it be but Detective J? "Listen," he said. "I been captured by da guy, and I been planning an escape for a while. I don't know where I am, but you'll see my face soon enough." I tried to ask him how he would do this, but the line was silent. Not even the slightest trace of breath on the other line. Either J was in trouble, or the "burrito burp" that happened while I was talking was so strong, he could smell it through the phone and hung up. My guess is the first one. So I'm sending out patrols along the streets. Here's team one:

Buttons
Melvis
Stella
Lucetta
Rusty

These five, please patrol the Eastern Beaches and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. On one of the beaches, Dr. Litterbox was recently seen trying to get power from whales by moving their migration patterns.

Team two:

Sooki
Roscuro
Mandy
Toffee
Molly

These five, please patrol South Boulevard and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. I've seen lots of cats there, and I'm sure I've also seen Dr. Litterbox and Madam Lachunkey in the area.

Team three:

Candy
Calidonia
P.J.

These three, patrol the Warehouse by the woods and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. Strange storms and bolts of lightning have been coming from that area.


Please look out for these things and post if you have any leads.