Dog Philosophy!

Hey folks, it's me, D.C. , and I thought I'd share some dog philosophy that I read in my adorable book, "Puppy Love: Musings from the doghouse of life".

'Show me some dog who has never made a mistake, and I 'll show you a dog who has never achieved much." by Joan Collie

'If I have to roll, heel or beg! As God is my witness, I'll never eat kibbles again!" by Spaniel O' Hara in "Bone with the Wind".

'Hello, my name is Itchy Montoya. You "fixed" my father; Prepare to die!' from "The Pomeranian Bride".

'Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he was a weakend!' by June Carter Cash.

'I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a wierd religious cult'. By Rita Rudner.

'My little dog. A heartbeat at my feet.' by Edith Wharton.

'Whoever said you can't buy hapiness forgot little puppies.' by Gene Hill.

'My idea of heaven is a great big chew toy and someone to share it with.' by Oprah Westie.

Well, I hope I gave you something to enjoy and laugh about! Have a nice week!