Hey guys, it's me, D.C. I'm here at 9548 North Pussi Lane speaking with Madam Lachunkkey. Madam, did you know about the dog snatcher in town? They've been taking all our dogs!
Madam L: I no hear bout spootnik stealer. Me barely hear at awll!
No, madam. Not spootnik, dog!
Madam L: That what I say, spootnik!
Okay, then, spootnik. But are you sure you haven't heard or seen anything suspicious?
Madam L: Listen, I know nothing bout spootnik stealer. Now go home. No bother me.
Right, then. Well, I guess we'll head over to Dr. Litterbox's house.
Hello Dr. L?
Dr. Litterbox: What do YOU want?
Just some information. What do you know about the dog snatcher. No one seems to know anything about him or her!
Dr. Litterbox: Oh glory. Someone's FINALLY doing something about those repulsive mutts! Here, let me get the camera... SMILE PRETTY!!! *click* Ahh... I'll have to send that one to mother.
Umm, right, what do you know about the thief?
Dr. Litterbox: I know that I - HE - He OR she, was smart to do something about those filthy canines. Ugh. It's disgusting. We cats, on the otherhand, are bred only by the most proffessional of breeders.
That's nice, but do you have any information on the subject of the dog snatcher?
Dr. Litterbox: He or she has been using an electrostatic-hydro-aqua-lightning-wave-generator to power the inner core of the earth to dehydrate the outer core of the earth's energy waves and dry up the universe by pulling water outside of shore using whale's migration patterns! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Use an electro,hydra, lightning WHAT???
Dr.Litterbox: Ugh, Idiot, they're trying to freeze the earth's orbit!
Oh. Why?
Dr. Litterbox: Because, birdbrain, it would leave them in control of the earth's survival! THEY COULD BE KING!!!
Oh. I think I'll leave now.
Well, you see our two crazy suspects, (Garfield and the Cheshire cat were already proved innocent) so vote for who you think the loony crook is!
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