D.C.: Hmmm... Did you notice that the sun hasn't gone up? It's so dark. Do you think this has anything to do with the dog snatcher? I think... HEY!!! I see a figure coming close... Huh? it looks familiar... It must be the dog snatcher! I see them now! Oh my! It's J! J are you alright?
J: Yeah. And I let all the other dogs out too.
Vixie: D.C.!!!
J.R.: Finally, out of the cage!
Mr. Snuggles: Yeah, and I'm gonna cream the cat that got us inta dis. Grrrr...
Jamie: Calm down, Mr. Snuggles! Uh oh. Weasel, he's making that face again!
Weasel: Ugh.
Mr. Snuggles: I swear on my momma's favorite pair of slippers, I'm gonna pound that cat. Get 'em for all 'e's good for. But how...?
Kibbles: Are you thinking what I'M thinking?
Mr. Snuggles: Yeah. I need to use the hydrant too.
Kibbles: NO!!! We give them a bath!
Mr. Snuggles: Bath... Yeah! Cats hate water!
Kibbles: Right! Come on guys!
Vixie: Yeah, let's give 'em a good soaking!
Rascall: Oooooh, yeah, baby! WATCH OUT CAT!!! YOU'RE IN THIS WAY TOO DEEP!!!
All: YEAH!!!
Let's go! Get in the car cuz we're going for a ride! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?
Dogs: WOOF!!!! WOOF!!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!
That's right, cat. You'll be sorry the dogs EVER got out.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Interviews with the suspects! (remember, they might lie!)
Hey guys, it's me, D.C. I'm here at 9548 North Pussi Lane speaking with Madam Lachunkkey. Madam, did you know about the dog snatcher in town? They've been taking all our dogs!
Madam L: I no hear bout spootnik stealer. Me barely hear at awll!
No, madam. Not spootnik, dog!
Madam L: That what I say, spootnik!
Okay, then, spootnik. But are you sure you haven't heard or seen anything suspicious?
Madam L: Listen, I know nothing bout spootnik stealer. Now go home. No bother me.
Right, then. Well, I guess we'll head over to Dr. Litterbox's house.
Hello Dr. L?
Dr. Litterbox: What do YOU want?
Just some information. What do you know about the dog snatcher. No one seems to know anything about him or her!
Dr. Litterbox: Oh glory. Someone's FINALLY doing something about those repulsive mutts! Here, let me get the camera... SMILE PRETTY!!! *click* Ahh... I'll have to send that one to mother.
Umm, right, what do you know about the thief?
Dr. Litterbox: I know that I - HE - He OR she, was smart to do something about those filthy canines. Ugh. It's disgusting. We cats, on the otherhand, are bred only by the most proffessional of breeders.
That's nice, but do you have any information on the subject of the dog snatcher?
Dr. Litterbox: He or she has been using an electrostatic-hydro-aqua-lightning-wave-generator to power the inner core of the earth to dehydrate the outer core of the earth's energy waves and dry up the universe by pulling water outside of shore using whale's migration patterns! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Use an electro,hydra, lightning WHAT???
Dr.Litterbox: Ugh, Idiot, they're trying to freeze the earth's orbit!
Oh. Why?
Dr. Litterbox: Because, birdbrain, it would leave them in control of the earth's survival! THEY COULD BE KING!!!
Oh. I think I'll leave now.
Well, you see our two crazy suspects, (Garfield and the Cheshire cat were already proved innocent) so vote for who you think the loony crook is!
Madam L: I no hear bout spootnik stealer. Me barely hear at awll!
No, madam. Not spootnik, dog!
Madam L: That what I say, spootnik!
Okay, then, spootnik. But are you sure you haven't heard or seen anything suspicious?
Madam L: Listen, I know nothing bout spootnik stealer. Now go home. No bother me.
Right, then. Well, I guess we'll head over to Dr. Litterbox's house.
Hello Dr. L?
Dr. Litterbox: What do YOU want?
Just some information. What do you know about the dog snatcher. No one seems to know anything about him or her!
Dr. Litterbox: Oh glory. Someone's FINALLY doing something about those repulsive mutts! Here, let me get the camera... SMILE PRETTY!!! *click* Ahh... I'll have to send that one to mother.
Umm, right, what do you know about the thief?
Dr. Litterbox: I know that I - HE - He OR she, was smart to do something about those filthy canines. Ugh. It's disgusting. We cats, on the otherhand, are bred only by the most proffessional of breeders.
That's nice, but do you have any information on the subject of the dog snatcher?
Dr. Litterbox: He or she has been using an electrostatic-hydro-aqua-lightning-wave-generator to power the inner core of the earth to dehydrate the outer core of the earth's energy waves and dry up the universe by pulling water outside of shore using whale's migration patterns! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Use an electro,hydra, lightning WHAT???
Dr.Litterbox: Ugh, Idiot, they're trying to freeze the earth's orbit!
Oh. Why?
Dr. Litterbox: Because, birdbrain, it would leave them in control of the earth's survival! THEY COULD BE KING!!!
Oh. I think I'll leave now.
Well, you see our two crazy suspects, (Garfield and the Cheshire cat were already proved innocent) so vote for who you think the loony crook is!
Latest Reports from the teams three!
There was one report posted by each team. Try to put the puzzle pieces together about who it was, and if you think you know who the crook is, post!
Team one:
Melvis: I was patrolling the southeast beach. I didn't see a whale in the sea, which is wierd, because they usually come near shore around this time of year. The skies were full of smoke, and I sense something big is about to happen...
Team two:
Mandy: I didn't see anyone on South Boulevard, except for this wierd cat with a patch over his eye and his face all scarred up. "Have you seen a Dr.Litterbox 'round here?" I asked. "Maybe even a Madam Lachunkkey?" But the wierd cat just grinned wickedly and cackled,
"Behind me lies the king of world's end.
My instructions are simply: No one out, no one in."
I think something wierd is taking place. He seemed to think my persistance was funny. Or maybe he was laughing at his stupid riddle. Either way, I'm spooked!
Team three:
Candy: I think I saw sum lightning coming from INSIDE the warehouse. Strange, huh?
Alright, post me if you think you know who it is, and patrol reports are still welcome. We need clues!
Team one:
Melvis: I was patrolling the southeast beach. I didn't see a whale in the sea, which is wierd, because they usually come near shore around this time of year. The skies were full of smoke, and I sense something big is about to happen...
Team two:
Mandy: I didn't see anyone on South Boulevard, except for this wierd cat with a patch over his eye and his face all scarred up. "Have you seen a Dr.Litterbox 'round here?" I asked. "Maybe even a Madam Lachunkkey?" But the wierd cat just grinned wickedly and cackled,
"Behind me lies the king of world's end.
My instructions are simply: No one out, no one in."
I think something wierd is taking place. He seemed to think my persistance was funny. Or maybe he was laughing at his stupid riddle. Either way, I'm spooked!
Team three:
Candy: I think I saw sum lightning coming from INSIDE the warehouse. Strange, huh?
Alright, post me if you think you know who it is, and patrol reports are still welcome. We need clues!
Attack!
So there I was, just minding my own business, right? But then, my cellphone rings, and when I answered it, who else could it be but Detective J? "Listen," he said. "I been captured by da guy, and I been planning an escape for a while. I don't know where I am, but you'll see my face soon enough." I tried to ask him how he would do this, but the line was silent. Not even the slightest trace of breath on the other line. Either J was in trouble, or the "burrito burp" that happened while I was talking was so strong, he could smell it through the phone and hung up. My guess is the first one. So I'm sending out patrols along the streets. Here's team one:
Buttons
Melvis
Stella
Lucetta
Rusty
These five, please patrol the Eastern Beaches and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. On one of the beaches, Dr. Litterbox was recently seen trying to get power from whales by moving their migration patterns.
Team two:
Sooki
Roscuro
Mandy
Toffee
Molly
These five, please patrol South Boulevard and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. I've seen lots of cats there, and I'm sure I've also seen Dr. Litterbox and Madam Lachunkey in the area.
Team three:
Candy
Calidonia
P.J.
These three, patrol the Warehouse by the woods and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. Strange storms and bolts of lightning have been coming from that area.
Please look out for these things and post if you have any leads.
Buttons
Melvis
Stella
Lucetta
Rusty
These five, please patrol the Eastern Beaches and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. On one of the beaches, Dr. Litterbox was recently seen trying to get power from whales by moving their migration patterns.
Team two:
Sooki
Roscuro
Mandy
Toffee
Molly
These five, please patrol South Boulevard and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. I've seen lots of cats there, and I'm sure I've also seen Dr. Litterbox and Madam Lachunkey in the area.
Team three:
Candy
Calidonia
P.J.
These three, patrol the Warehouse by the woods and post in comments if you see anything suspicious. Strange storms and bolts of lightning have been coming from that area.
Please look out for these things and post if you have any leads.
Friday, May 25, 2007
Meet some cute pups in captivity
The following puppies have been stolen by whoever took them. They can be adopted once they are found:
= J.R.
= Kibbles
= Weasel
= Rascall
= Mr. Snuggles
= Jamie
But even worse, J is missing too! We have these suspects:
= Dr. Litterbox
= Madam Lachunkey
= Garfield the dog hater
= the cheshire cat
Vote for the cat who's at the top of your villain list!
= J.R.
= Kibbles
= Weasel
= Rascall
= Mr. Snuggles
= JamieBut even worse, J is missing too! We have these suspects:
= Dr. Litterbox
= Madam Lachunkey
= Garfield the dog hater
= the cheshire catVote for the cat who's at the top of your villain list!
Dog snatcher's GOING DOWN!!
This pup stealer won't get away with stealing MY dog! I called a detective to track him down. Oh, here he is. He's so daring sounding on the phone. He's really brave and-- oh. Here's detective j. Um here:
Are you sure you aren't too young for this job? What if you get stolen?
J: That's the idea. I can help the others escape when I get there. That's why I'm so cute and fluffy.
Oh, right. Well, you certainly are cute! Stay as long as you want! Heck, you can even move in with me and tofu queen!
J: Groovy!
Are you sure you aren't too young for this job? What if you get stolen?
J: That's the idea. I can help the others escape when I get there. That's why I'm so cute and fluffy.
Oh, right. Well, you certainly are cute! Stay as long as you want! Heck, you can even move in with me and tofu queen!
J: Groovy!
Dog snatcher strikes again!
AAAH!!! Where's Vixie? Do you think--no, it couldn't be--could it? *sob* How the snatcher take an adopted dog? And escpecially one of mine!
Tofu Queen: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Sob. I feel so heartbroken. If you see Vix, post it. Help me find her!!!
Tofu Queen: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Sob. I feel so heartbroken. If you see Vix, post it. Help me find her!!!
Dog Snatcher!
Someones been sneaking unadopted dogs away from the site! 3 dogs have reportedly gone missing so far. Keep posted to whats happening with this crazy dog stealer!
Reserved For Tofu Queen!
My Dream Dog! Awwww. You cant adopt him cuz im saving him 4 me when i can get another dog, so there. Awwwww.
Sooki adopted by DC!
Sookis got a new loving home provided by DC! Now shes got someone to pet her and take her on walks! She might soon even bring some buds! YAY!
Happy B-day to our sweet twins!
Say happy birthday to our identical twin pups, Vixie and Buttons! How do you two feel?
Vixie: Umm... orange!
Orange?
Buttons: Orange is a bright, happy color. So that means she's happy. We use colors to describe EVERYTHING!
Cool! How do you feel today?
Buttons: Purple! Purple is joyful and cool!
Awesome, well hats off to you cuties!
Vixie: Umm... orange!
Orange?
Buttons: Orange is a bright, happy color. So that means she's happy. We use colors to describe EVERYTHING!
Cool! How do you feel today?
Buttons: Purple! Purple is joyful and cool!
Awesome, well hats off to you cuties!
Meet Vixie!
Okay, seriously, I don't care if you want her, Vixie is mine.
But whoever wants to pet her of give her love, feel free.
But whoever wants to pet her of give her love, feel free.
Tofu Queens ~BRILLIANT~ plan
I have a plan to bring world peace! To every scrooge in the world I shall bring a puppy that will make them excedingly happy and nice. Great plan huh? And if your allergic to dogs then DEAL WITH IT ALRIGHT?
Happy Summer!
Okay, so you all may have noticed that there's no school. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER BREAK!!!! WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! UHUH!!! OH YEAH!!! SHAKE IT ! SHAKE IT! So anyways, no fooling around, this is a great time to chill with your dog. You know, give 'em treats, a bellyrub or two... make 'em feel special? And we're gonna have LOTS of fun here at the dog shelter, so keep checking back! See ya!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Dog Philosophy!
Hey folks, it's me, D.C. , and I thought I'd share some dog philosophy that I read in my adorable book, "Puppy Love: Musings from the doghouse of life".
'Show me some dog who has never made a mistake, and I 'll show you a dog who has never achieved much." by Joan Collie
'If I have to roll, heel or beg! As God is my witness, I'll never eat kibbles again!" by Spaniel O' Hara in "Bone with the Wind".
'Hello, my name is Itchy Montoya. You "fixed" my father; Prepare to die!' from "The Pomeranian Bride".
'Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he was a weakend!' by June Carter Cash.
'I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a wierd religious cult'. By Rita Rudner.
'My little dog. A heartbeat at my feet.' by Edith Wharton.
'Whoever said you can't buy hapiness forgot little puppies.' by Gene Hill.
'My idea of heaven is a great big chew toy and someone to share it with.' by Oprah Westie.
Well, I hope I gave you something to enjoy and laugh about! Have a nice week!
'Show me some dog who has never made a mistake, and I 'll show you a dog who has never achieved much." by Joan Collie
'If I have to roll, heel or beg! As God is my witness, I'll never eat kibbles again!" by Spaniel O' Hara in "Bone with the Wind".
'Hello, my name is Itchy Montoya. You "fixed" my father; Prepare to die!' from "The Pomeranian Bride".
'Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he was a weakend!' by June Carter Cash.
'I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a wierd religious cult'. By Rita Rudner.
'My little dog. A heartbeat at my feet.' by Edith Wharton.
'Whoever said you can't buy hapiness forgot little puppies.' by Gene Hill.
'My idea of heaven is a great big chew toy and someone to share it with.' by Oprah Westie.
Well, I hope I gave you something to enjoy and laugh about! Have a nice week!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Happy Birthday, Melvis!
Hi everyone! You all know Melvis, right? Well its his b-day and Stella (our secret genie) will grant him a wish today! Melvis, whats your wish?
Melvis: Ummm... I always wanted to get adopted!
Stella: Your wish is my command! *poof*
D.C. : HEY! Melvis I suddenly have the need to adopt you! GIVE ME A HUG NOW!!!
Melvis: Yay! (hugs D.C.) This is wonderful.
D.C. : Happy Birthday, Melvis.
Melvis: Ummm... I always wanted to get adopted!
Stella: Your wish is my command! *poof*
D.C. : HEY! Melvis I suddenly have the need to adopt you! GIVE ME A HUG NOW!!!
Melvis: Yay! (hugs D.C.) This is wonderful.
D.C. : Happy Birthday, Melvis.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Status report!
Here's the status of all the adopted dogs and otherwise:
Melvis:
Unadopted
Hunger: 9/10
Energy: 6/10
Current-whereabouts: In his kennel, asleep, wondering when he's to be adopted.
Roscuro:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 4/10
Current where-abouts: Waking up so that he can give his owner trouble... HEY WHAT'S WITH THE WHOOPIE CUSHION!?!?!?
Stella:
Unadopted.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 0/10
Whereabouts: Asleep groaning about how much she ate today!
Lucetta:
Adopted by Tofu Queen.
Hunger: 9/10
Energy: 6/10
Current whereabouts: Doing her hair.
Mandy:
Unadopted.
Hunger: 8/10
Energy: 10/10
Current whereabouts: Wrestling with her kennelmates!
Toffee:
Adopted by Tofu Queen
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 10/10
Whereabouts: Snuggling with his sister, Molly.
Molly:
Adopted by Tofu Queen.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 10/10
Whereabouts: Snuggling with her brother, Toffee.
Candy:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 12/10
Whereabouts: Racing with her big sis, Calidonia.
Calidonia:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 6/10
Energy: 15/10
Whereabouts: Racing (partly flying) with her sister, Candy.
P.J.:
Unadopted (SOB!)
Hunger: 4/10
Energy: 8/10
Whereabouts: Pacing around the kennel wondering HOW on earth he's going to get adopted!
So anyways, Keep checking back for updates on your dogs and ones that you need to adopt! D.C., signing off!
Melvis:
Unadopted
Hunger: 9/10
Energy: 6/10
Current-whereabouts: In his kennel, asleep, wondering when he's to be adopted.
Roscuro:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 4/10
Current where-abouts: Waking up so that he can give his owner trouble... HEY WHAT'S WITH THE WHOOPIE CUSHION!?!?!?
Stella:
Unadopted.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 0/10
Whereabouts: Asleep groaning about how much she ate today!
Lucetta:
Adopted by Tofu Queen.
Hunger: 9/10
Energy: 6/10
Current whereabouts: Doing her hair.
Mandy:
Unadopted.
Hunger: 8/10
Energy: 10/10
Current whereabouts: Wrestling with her kennelmates!
Toffee:
Adopted by Tofu Queen
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 10/10
Whereabouts: Snuggling with his sister, Molly.
Molly:
Adopted by Tofu Queen.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 10/10
Whereabouts: Snuggling with her brother, Toffee.
Candy:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 10/10
Energy: 12/10
Whereabouts: Racing with her big sis, Calidonia.
Calidonia:
Adopted by D.C.
Hunger: 6/10
Energy: 15/10
Whereabouts: Racing (partly flying) with her sister, Candy.
P.J.:
Unadopted (SOB!)
Hunger: 4/10
Energy: 8/10
Whereabouts: Pacing around the kennel wondering HOW on earth he's going to get adopted!
So anyways, Keep checking back for updates on your dogs and ones that you need to adopt! D.C., signing off!
I *heart* P.J!
Meet P.J. the maltese! Someone needs to adopt him quick or the dog catcher will take him away and *looks around* ... well, you know the rest! Someone, save P.J. and his life!
Learning to "sit"
Try this trick with your dog to make them sit. Not the dogs on the site, but real 1s.
- take a treat or toy of your dog's into your hand.
- make sure your pup knows it's there!
- lift up the treat and say, "sit"!
If it doesn't work, give your dog's tush a gentle push down and say, "Sit!" until they do it. Remember, practice makes perfect! This is D.C., signing off!
New Pups!
Tofu Queen: Found some pups ya'll will adore! Anybody can have candy and calidonia the white ones but i call Toffe and Molly.
More Pups!
The title says it all! Please welcome:
Stella
Rusty
Mandy
Hope you like them, feel free to adopt!
Kickin' out the welcome mat with D.C. and Tofu Queen!!
D.C: Hey guys! It's me, D.C. and I wanted to introduce you to three new puppies!
Lucetta
Roscuro
Melvis
Tofu Queen: AWESOME!!! NEW DOGS! YUMMY!!
D.C.: Wait, yummy?
Tofu Queen: Sorry. I was thinking of tofu hot dogs and I didn't eat lunch. Heheh!
D.C.: Whatever. Anyways! I call dibs on Roscuro!
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